Saturday, November 10, 2012

Gender and Loneliness


Reviled Chaff,

            You are half right. That your minister is female can be an advantage to our cause, but it can also be a tremendous danger. Humans have always valued men over women, so for her to be a success, she must be more talented, more disciplined, and more determined than a man.
            They talk about the equality of the sexes, but women invariably work against barriers men don’t face. As though plumbing were so important. Any weak body possessed by one of our own has tremendous strength. Should this minister stay in contact with our enemy, she can be tremendously dangerous. You could lose the entire population if you are not careful.
            Use the minister’s gender against her. Tell her that the only reason she got this church is because it is a backwater. Remind her that had any man wanted the post, the congregation would undoubtedly have preferred him. And while we are on the subject of “him” remind her that she is a single woman. If she were desirable, attractive, witty enough, etc., etc., she would have a man of her own. Insinuate that she would also have a child of her own if our enemy cared about her. But clearly he doesn’t love her because if he did, she would not be so lonely.
            Be careful to not let this engender pity for the girl. Pity can lead to compassion, a detestable emotion, which promotes sharing and giving. But if she does start to seem pitiable, push her to being pitiful. As she becomes maudlin and overly dramatic the people will withdraw from her. The weaker the relationships she has with the community, the less effect she will have on it. Eventually she will despair and you will have won. Your congregation will realize they are beyond help, that our enemy will never provide them with a competent minister because they are unworthy.
            Here is the plan you should follow. Instill in her a desire to be a savior. Create the illusion that this is the expectation that the congregation has for her. If this is the expectation the congregation has of her, so much the better. Just don’t let them name it. Keep it under the surface. Let it be expressed in statements of comparison with prior pastors from ages ago. Encourage looks of disappointment, but again, don’t let them talk about these things. The moment they start discussing these things, you will have lost your advantage.
            As these expectations work on her, your minister will feel as though she must study more so as to provide better instruction, give the proper answer, etc. Encourage her in this. The more she is shut away in her study, the less likely she is to create relationships. Somehow they gain strength by pouring energy into another person. Such an abnormal activity, and truly frightening! Far more natural to suck energy out of another.
            Regardless, you must also be careful with what she studies. Get her into psychology, politics, economics, or any other work. Keep her as far from the unnameable book as you can. If she must look in it, encourage her to look for proof texts so as to prove her point. Don’t let her draw a point from the text. That will be deadly. Be strong in your efforts, but again, be cunning and subtle.

In agony,
Dross

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